I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
