I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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