But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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