Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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