Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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