Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
