if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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