So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
is it fun? or sober?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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