if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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