seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish you could order shots online.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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