Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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