I'm going to jail i love you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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