So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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