so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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