i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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