no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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