There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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