kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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