Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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