we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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