I wannas sexs uuuuu
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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