I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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