road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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