He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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