Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So squirting runs in the family.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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