I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My penis needs a shock collar
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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