so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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