You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
MIDGETS
????
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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