I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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