But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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