i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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