I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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