oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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