didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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