She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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