She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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