i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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