it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
not ubering you a puppy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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