Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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