Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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