So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Im part way to drunk.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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