No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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