Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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