have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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