i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
