So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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