sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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