i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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