you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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