u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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