Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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