Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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