just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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