Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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